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       Why didn't the chicken cross the road?             Because he was chicken!                            Why did the other chicken cross the road?      To show the possum how!                            What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back?        A dirty double crosser!          Why aren't hens allowed in school?          Because "fowl" language isn't allowed!                                  Where does a frog go to change its clothes?            In the croak room!                                           Knock-Knock...